Noel & Liam commentary on Lord Don't Slow Me Down DVD

I watched Oasis' Lord Don't Slow Me Down [clips] tour documentary last night with the commentary by Noel & Liam turned on and it was quite entertaining, as expected. Here are a few of the commentary-track highlights:
- "What a bunch of Geordie c*nts." - Noel on Girls Aloud.
- "Is that the fookin' geezer from The Twang?" - Liam on an especially drunk guy in the queue.
- "Is that the little one from The Fratellis'?" - Liam on the midget at the birthday party.
- "Eat your heart out crackhead Doherty" - Liam on taking vitamin injections before a gig.
- "The things I do for rock'n'roll; havin' to put fookin' KY-Jelly in me ears" - Liam on his in-ear monitor.
- "Where the fook are you going man, to the beach or to a gig?" - Noel on a crowdsurfer wearing sandals.
- "Cinnamon" - Liam mishearing a Japanese reporters question "If you could be any season, what season would you be?"
- "When we were trendy in America John McEnroe once showed up, that was pretty big. And Simon LeBon once tried to come backstage, but we they told him to fuck right off." - Noel on a-list stars (or lack thereof) coming to their U.S. shows.
- Noel says that his girlfriend gave him crap after the movie premiere for the scene where he says "when we first met she begged me to go out with her." He also remarks during the scene in which on the couch playing guitar he's and she's sitting in a chair txting: "That's pretty much all that goes on at home between me and the missus."
All in all, a very entertaining watch. The set even comes completed with second DVD that is a live show from Manchester '05. I'm not much of a repeat watcher though, so if you wanna buy my copy of Lord Don't Slow Me Down head over here.
I watched it this weekend too, I enjoyed it very much. Even better is reading what you were able to transcribe. I can't understand about 30% of what they say. 30-40%. Bravo.
Posted by: heather | Monday, November 12, 2007 at 09:12 AM
yeah, I had to watch it with the subtitles turned on!
Posted by: torr | Monday, November 12, 2007 at 09:48 AM
Yeah, the fact that is has subtitles makes it so very fantastic! Finally!
Posted by: Pete | Monday, November 12, 2007 at 01:21 PM
I purposely didn't read your blog today, and skipped right past it - because my copy hasn't arrived in the mail yet...
The clips I've seen of it look pretty hilarious (the clip of Liam warming up in the dressing room pre-show is brilliant! LOL)
Posted by: Matt | Monday, November 12, 2007 at 05:37 PM